Edifice Nix
Members have a complex.


Deroy Murdock

Detroit’s John D. Dingell VA Medical Center (below) received $3.5 million in federal research grants last year, thanks to Michigan’s veteran Democratic congressman.

Mitch McConnell Park and McConnell Plaza both are named after Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell. He has brought home to Kentucky at least $40 million in federal transit funds for assorted park projects.

Pete and Nancy Domenici Hall houses the University of New Mexico’s MIND Imaging Center. That state’s GOP senator has secured at least $70 million in federal funds for this organization.

The Robert C. Byrd Highway, the Robert C. Byrd Locks and Dam, and the Robert C. Byrd United States Courthouse in Charleston (below) are among some 40 projects named after former Klansman Robert C. Byrd, West Virginias long-serving Democratic senator. Taxpayers for Common Sense once wondered if the entire state might be renamed West Byrdginia.

It is tough for politicians to oppose projects named after their colleagues. It’s one thing to block questionable funds for the Johnstown Cambria County Airport. It’s quite another to turn thumb’s down on the John Murtha Airport when big, bad John himself is standing ten-feet away on the House floor, glowering at you.

This Kim Jong-Ilish egomania causes envious politicians to think, “I sure would love my own airport!” So, they covet their own taxpayer-funded baubles. And the logrolling continues.

Vanity pork also is foolish because projects bear the names of politicians who do foolish things.

Embarrassed Georgia legislators are trying to rename the Cynthia McKinney Parkway. The erratic Democratic congresswoman lost her House seat last year after smacking a Capitol Police officer who dared ask for her ID card. She also accused Al Gore of having a “low Negro tolerance level.

Ohio University renamed the Robert W. Ney Center for Health and Physical Education when the Ohio Republican congressman was jailed on federal conspiracy charges.

“Lawmakers should be able to name projects after each other, provided they follow the truth in advertising doctrine,” says Pete Sepp, the National Taxpayers Union’s vice president for communications. “Every sign or plaque dedicating a highway, school, airport, or anything to a Member of Congress should say in big, bold letters: ‘THIS PROJECT COST AMERICAN TAXPAYERS $____.’ Maybe then taxpayers will start dedicating a few things of their own to Members of Congress: Garbage dumps, outhouses, and prisons could very well end up near the top of the list.”

This obnoxious practice violates House Rule XXI.6: “It shall not be in order to consider a bill, joint resolution, amendment, or conference report that provides for the designation or redesignation of a public work in honor of an individual then serving as a Member, Delegate, Resident Commissioner, or Senator.” Alas, asking Congress to obey its own rules is like expecting teenagers not to party while their parents are away for the weekend.

During their 12-year abandonment of limited government, Congressional Republicans perpetuated this mess. If House Speaker Nancy Pelosi instead desires Democratic reformism, she should propose this simple solution that evaded the GOP: If non-presidents must be dead for five years before appearing on postage stamps, one must be equally dead before having his name on any federally funded public work. Presidential libraries should be excepted since they advance scholarship, usually commencing while former chief executives still live. Otherwise, let’s honor politicians posthumously, not while they are retired, and certainly not while they are in power.