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Why I Love Guinness

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The Feast of St. Patrick commemorates the death of a Briton who was carried to Eire in shackles only to become the isle’s patron saint. If that doesn’t merit a celebration, we don’t know what does. So each March 17, we raise a glass to St. Patrick and his far-flung flock — and what better glass to raise than a pint of Arthur Guinness’s eponymous, alchemical Dublin stout. We asked a panel of expert tipplers to offer their explanations as to why Guinness — with apologies to Commodore John Barry — may well be Ireland’s most momentous export. Sláinte!

CLIFFORD D. MAY

I like Guinness because it tastes like Ireland.

I also like Guinness because the company was a pioneer in brand management, marketing, and strategic messaging.

Starting in the 1930s they ran simple but compelling advertising campaigns on such themes as “Guinness Makes You Strong,” and “Guinness is Good For You.” (Though my favorite, from the 1940s, may be: “Toucans in their nests agree / Guinness is good for you / Try some today and see / What one or toucan do.”) 

 — Clifford D. May is president of the Foundation for Defense of Democracies

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 prp
   03/17/11 08:47

GERAGHTY's historical description isn't entirely accurate but accurate enough.

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 prp
   03/17/11 08:47

ARROYO's rather. Sorry.

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 JPK
   03/17/11 09:02

Guiness is what is called a Dry Stout(sometimes aka as an Irish Stout). Over the decades its character has changed. Today's version certainly has less body. Original gravities are low for this style, and the fermentation leads to a really dry finish which orginally was intended to excentuate the bitterness of the roasted malts. But what really distinguishes Guiness from its competitors is the tanginess of the brew. The brewers achieve this by adding a small amount of malt vinegar to thier extract. Yes, vinegar!

Personally, I prefer the Guiness Foreign Extra Stout, which has a fuller body, more bitterness, and is a bit less dry. Guiness should also be recognized as the first brewer to dispense nitro into thier beer in order to aide head retention.

Unfortunately, Guiness sales have plummeted in the UK by over 10% in recent years. I don't know if this has much to with the new beer taxes, or just a drop off in beer consumption over all. But the US is the number one consumer of this infamous stout -no surprise there.

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   03/17/11 09:22

Mr. McCarthy, I quaffed the best Guinness ever while traveling to an Islamic country (Afghanistan). During a layover at the airport in Shannon, Ireland, I and my Navy shipmates were allowed two drinks from the airport bar. This would be the last alcohol we consumed for many months. I still think fondly of those pints.

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   03/17/11 10:53

Perhaps we can also talk about why we hate google - no Irish celebrations for them. The "Saint" part probably had them screaming like they had been dipped in hellfire. They should probably get used to it now...

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   03/17/11 11:28

NRO asks,

"Why I Love Guinness."

I ask, "Why not?"

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   03/17/11 11:42

The difference between a Guinness at St. James Gate and anywhere else in Ireland is perceptible but not drastic.
A pint drawn in the U.S. versus one in Ireland is like comparing fish sticks to fresh walleye. Given that
2/3 of Guinness production is exported, management would be well served to consider brewing in the States.

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Matthew Calvey
   03/17/11 11:50

I have never been moved to comment on NR before, but as a frequent reader, and traveller to Ireland, this "symposium" struck a chord with me.

If you drink a Bud Light, or any of the other "standard" beers available at a typical bar, you get beer. When you drink Guinness, you can imagine yourself transported back in time and space; to a small stone-walled and thatch-roofed pub, where the local fishermen and farmers gather in their knitted sweaters, telling jokes and singing songs in front of a roaring turf fire. You can imagine the animals braying in the fields outside, and almost hear the lilting laughter of those gathered around you. In short, you can imagine the world as it was, in a more tranquil time. Any beer can give you alcohol, but only Guinness can bring you back in time.

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   03/17/11 12:04

BrandingIron5, quality varies for many reasons. I've had lousy pints in Ireland; just had a lovely pint in San Francisco. A big factor, according to my brother-in-law (a former barman from Limerick), is how often & thoroughly your pub cleans its lines. If it's brewed in Dublin, though, it should be good. One of the keys is the water supply to St. James Gate.

Still, I think we can all agree with Eamon Morrissey -- ! pint of plain is yer only man!
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   03/17/11 12:15

I echo "jwhunt83." As a Navy Reservist, I deployed to Afghanistan during 2006-07. The glorious trip home required several stops, one of which was Shannon. I enjoyed two delightful pints, by far the best I've tasted. And the Guinness draught poured at the Irish pub across the street from the main entrance to the naval station in Yokosuka, Japan, also is most satisfying.

Erin go bragh!
Charles Snee

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   03/17/11 12:35

So, I'm left out of this conversation. I don't drink alcoholic beverages. Couldn't they have, at least, included O'Doul's in the survey?

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J. Jordan
   03/17/11 12:35

When it comes to stout, personally, I prefer Murphy's. Murphy's Stout was strangely omitted as an option on the St. Patrick's day beverage of choice poll. Smithwick's or Harp would have been better options than the absurdity of green beer, but I digress.

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   03/17/11 12:53

One good thing about Guinness it is served cold in pubs in Wales.
However, when I was in Wales enjoying Guinness, I was told it would be even better in Ireland. They said it didn't travel well. I disagree, in fact the fresher Dublin Guinness was to me a bit salty and bitter. In fact it travels very well.

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Martin Owens
   03/17/11 13:31

AS Louis Armstrong said:

" If you gotta ask, you'll never know."

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JDL+
   03/17/11 13:46

Cheers Matthew Calvey! On top of its magical ability to transport the drinker to another place and time, Guinness makes one stronger as well.

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   03/17/11 14:02

I love Guinness because the barkeep understands that when I order 3. I get 1 immediately and the other 2 should settle as I drink the 1st.

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   03/17/11 14:50

When money's tight and hard to get

and you horse has also ran.

When all you have is a heap of debt,

a pint of plain is your only man!

-Flann O'Brien

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David...
   03/17/11 14:50

"A Pint of Plain is yer only Man!"

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gk
   03/17/11 14:55

Friends,

In tribute to a very fine and selfless priest, Father Michael P. Scott, who devoted his life to serving others, thank you for including in your article that first all important sentence. As Father Scott reminded his flock every year on March 17, St. Patrick was a man of penance. Enjoy your stout and the beautiful day.

St. Patrick’s Breastplate

I arise today through
God’s strength to pilot me,
God’s might to uphold me,
God’s wisdom to guide me,
God’s eye to see before me,
God’s ear to hear me,
God’s word to speak for me,
God’s hand to guard me,
God’s way to lie before me,
God’s shield to protect me…

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   03/17/11 15:09

I agree that cleanliness of plumbing will influence the taste of Guinness,
but there is simply no substitute for
proximity to the source.

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