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The War on Lemonade
Beware those conniving grade-school entrepreneurs.

By Rich Lowry


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There’s no more poignant symbol of American childhood than the lemonade stand, evocative of long, lazy summer days and pie-in-the-sky entrepreneurial dreams. 

It inevitably was a subject for a Norman Rockwell print, with a brassy kid confidently hawking cups for 5 cents each. If Rockwell were to update the image today, he might have to include an officer of the law nosing around the stand to ensure its compliance with all relevant ordinances.

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In various localities around the country this summer, cops have raided and shut down lemonade stands. The incidents get — and deserve — national attention as telling collisions between classic Americana and the senseless pettifogging that is increasingly the American Way. There should be an easy rule of thumb for when enforcement of a regulation has gone too far: when it makes kids cry.

Setting up a lemonade stand has always been the occasion for early lessons about the importance of hustle and perseverance, and some business basics — like location, location, location. It shouldn’t be the occasion for dealing with the unreasoning dictates of The Man.

Police in Coralville, Iowa, a few weeks ago conducted a sweep and shut down three lemonade stands, some within minutes of their opening. The offenders had started their renegade operations the weekend of an annual bike ride across the state. The town requires vendors to have a permit during the days of the event. None of the perps did, including one four-year-old girl who shamelessly made $4 before police intervened.

One mother said she could only laugh when the police told her the cost of a permit was $400. Uncomprehending, her kids cried. They figured only the inadequacy of their handmade signs could have made the city’s law enforcement want to put them out of business.

A Coralville civic eminence subsequently explained that the ordinance was in place to protect the health of the bike riders, who are apparently robust enough to bike 472 miles but might be felled by six ounces of lemonade.

In McAllen, Texas, two kids were shut down and their grandmother threatened with a fine on similar grounds. Audaciously, the youngsters started selling lemonade for 50 cents a cup in a park without a health permit or licensed food handlers to prepare or serve their lemony libation. Hoping only to fund the upkeep of their two hermit crabs, these two children had stumbled into a murky world way over their heads.

In Midway, Ga., three girls were told they needed a business license, peddler’s permit, and food permit to set up a lemonade stand on their front lawn. It might have taken all summer just to navigate the bureaucracy necessary to begin selling the lemonade. The chief of police explained why she had to act to protect the public from the unauthorized sale of the unknown substance purporting to be “lemonade”: “We were not aware of how the lemonade was made, who made the lemonade, of what the lemonade was made with.”

Chances are that it was made of the usual dangerous cocktail of lemon juice, sugar, and water. If children — or their parents — aren’t to be trusted to prepare lemonade, presumably people lured by the prospect of a cool drink on a hot day can calculate the risks on their own and take their pocket change elsewhere if they feel safe only with professional-quality product.

Invariably, the parents of illicit lemonade-stand vendors protest to the authorities, “But they’re just kids.” That should be a clinching, self-evident argument. But not when an unbending legalism is ascendant, and there’s a law for everything. It’s in this spirit that we pat down children in the security lines of airports. People in authority are afraid ever to be caught rendering commonsense judgments.

For now, the lemonade-stand crackdowns are a bridge too far. They usually bring cries of public outrage and embarrassed backpedaling from officials. So belly up to the lemonade stand — while you still can.

— Rich Lowry is editor of National Review. He can be reached via e-mail: comments.lowry@nationalreview.com. © 2011 by King Features Syndicate

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   08/05/11 07:52

Bob Dylan has this dynamite song: Everything is Broken.

Great guitar, Creedence Clearwater kind of a rhythm, outstanding lyrics that used to drive me bonkers because they were so negative.

Now...I see he was just 10 years ahead of his time.

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M. Fisher
   08/05/11 10:49

The Depends, they are a' changin' ....

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   08/05/11 10:53

And to complement it: "It's not dark yet, but it's getting there..."

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   08/05/11 07:54

If this wasn't so sad, it would be funny.

What I would suggest to these budding entrepreneurs is to give the liquid gold away for free and just put up a tip jar. While I don't know the rules and regs for every jurisdiction out there, in many places you sidestep much of this when you are giving things away. (although here in Houston some folks were shut down from giving free food to some homeless). Just a thought, and it sure would confuse some Barney Fife types for a minute.

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Jason74
   08/05/11 09:15

Interesting that McAllen, TX is on a list of sanctuary cities. So they ignore illegal immigration laws, but are overzealous in telling kids they can't sell lemonade. Nice.

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   08/05/11 11:04

You, know, perhaps in McAllen these kids could get into the "Fast and Furious" program and buy guns for the cartels to make a buck. I mean the government is OK with that. Yes, I know these kids are minors and it is illegal for kids to buy guns, but what the hey--it is illegal to sell them to drug thugs too, so what is a little liberal legal relativism---I mean it is "for the children"--the ever popular mantra of the left. Yep, that is what these kids should do to avoid the Lemonade Police.

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 RobL
   08/05/11 09:35

Thank you Mr. Lowry for concisely articulating the points I made in my unfortunately diatribetic, borderline dribble comment on Mr. Steyn’s article.

Indeed I tend logomanic when spun up...but its quite therapeutic so thank you for allowing the comments forum.

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   08/06/11 13:26

Exquisite locution. Well done, indeed.

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   08/05/11 09:58

It would be heartening if that cop investigating the lemonade stand for adherence with local regulations were surrounded by half a dozen fathers in the neighborhood and told to "move on, bub, nothing here for you to see."

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   08/05/11 10:02

My father and I attended this year's U.S. Open at Congressional, and there were several children selling lemonade. The police shut down the stands and actually fined the parents $500. The Sad thing is the same parents made around 50K for the week by allowing people to park on their property during the event, and it will probably end up completely tax free.

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   08/05/11 10:27

They came for the lemonade sellers, but I said nothing because I did not sell lemonade...

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sombreros divertidos
   08/05/11 10:30

Why complain only about the impact on child run lemonade stands?
What about the rest of humanity?
What about adults trying to make money to support their children?
What about adults who are just plain trying to make a buck for reasons that are none of our business?

If the laws, regulations, and licensing requirements need to be relaxed for children, why not for everyone else too?

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   08/05/11 10:46

Rich,

You completely miss the point. These kids *are* learning the basics of business and entrepreneurship in America - like regulation, regulation, and regulation.

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   08/05/11 10:53

Personally, I'm looking forward to watching the left blame this on the free market.

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Brendan
   08/05/11 10:57

Valuable lesson for the kids: it's easier to beg everything from the government than to try to earn it.

"They'll turn us all into beggars 'cause they're easier to please"

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   08/05/11 11:40

Before I was fourteen, I had several years experience doing the following for money: 1.) Raking Leaves 2.) Shoveling Snow 3.) Mowing Grass 4.) Baby sitting (although mostly this was the purview of the girls) and finally 5.) I delivered newspapers for three years. And my own kids as a guide: they do NONE of this these days. What a shame.

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Hmastercylinder
   08/05/11 11:56

Just keep in mind, that, with all the regulations, laws, and permits the government requires, every last one of you is a criminal by nine o'clock in the morning. Remember, ignorance of the law is no excuse.
That, my friends, is totalitarianism.

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   08/05/11 12:01

@moonunit30

Newspapers these days are delivered by adults in cars at O-dark hundred not by neighborhood kids. My son has a nice business cutting grass in the neighborhood and raking leaves, though in our part of NC we don't get a lot of snow to shovel most years.

My daughter struggles to find enough babysitting jobs as our 11-15 year old neighborhood is largely aging out of the baby business and we have more empty nests than families with pre-school kids and elementary aged kids.

It is a sad day when a 4 year old trying their hand at business earn their parents a $400 fine.

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Steve Checkosky
   08/05/11 12:04

I understand the authorities concern. We need to protect unsuspecting consumers from the threats provided by BIG LEMONADE. If we don't regulate them, next thing you know they will be flying around in those evil corporate jets. Can't be too careful, you know.

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   08/05/11 12:08

You'll all think I'm joking, but I'm dead serious:

How does this same rationale NOT APPLY to Halloween candy passed out by adults to children?

Mark it down -- the end of Halloween is steadily approaching, in the name of food safety.

The political left has done away with: keeping score at Little League games; freeze tag; dodge ball; cupcakes for school birthdays; toy guns for cowboy Halloween costumes; and lemonade stands.

With that list, they get no benefit of doubt that they're not currently plotting the end of All Hallows Eve.

They won't be happy until all of society's children are as miserable as possible.

When socialists conspire to spread misery equally, they strive to leave "NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND!"

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