The beautiful post-racial, &c.

Contemplation of Justice statue at the Supreme Court


As regular readers know, Michael Gove is probably my favorite politician, and favorite statesman. He is a writer, parliamentarian, and education minister in Britain. He was recently on the BBC program Question Time, performing as he is wont to do: perfectly.

There was a questioner in the audience, who objected to Gove’s idea of a core curriculum. He said that Gove wanted to limit the curriculum to “dead white guys,” which is nonsense, of course. Talking about the curriculum he imagined Gove to favor, he said, “That’s interesting, if you’re a white guy. But if you’re a Portuguese Canadian living in England, with African heritage, it’s less interesting, and it becomes incredibly boring.”

I think I have quoted the man accurately. And I’m not sure what you can do for such a person. First, to think of Shakespeare, Beethoven, and Michelangelo as “dead white guys” is bizarre. Their race and sex are the least important things about them. As for their “deadness,” they are more alive than most people living.

Second, to find them boring? Again, what can you do for such a person? He is beyond help, it seems to me. I’m not sure how you can even converse with such a person. Gove was very polite to the man, of course. I’m afraid I would have been speechless.

A generation or two of teachers have taught young people that race, ethnicity, and sex are what matters in life. They have done a grave disservice, wrecking the minds of countless people. Warping their souls, too. I believe these teachers have committed a kind of crime, frankly — a moral crime, or at least an educational one. They have a lot to answer for.

The man in the audience wasn’t born thinking as he does. He was educated to it. “You’ve got to be carefully taught,” wrote Oscar Hammerstein (another “dead white guy”).

Speaking of Shakespeare, I was at the Metropolitan Opera the other night, covering a performance of Otello. At the end, as the Moor approached Desdemona, I swear I had this thought: “She should have a gun.” She has no choice but to be murdered in her bed.

Our current debate on gun control — the one we have been having for decades — has had an effect on me, I guess.

A colleague was telling me he was flummoxed by the phrase “opposite-sex marriage.” He had to stop and think what it meant: like, marriage marriage? The kind of marriage we have always had? Or the new kind of marriage? “Opposite-sex marriage” is indeed a funny new coinage.

I remember, years ago, when people started to say “straight community.” For some time, they had talked about the “gay community,” which is understandable: The gay population is relatively small. But “straight community”? Like the great majority of mankind lives off in some neighborhood, with a bar, a church, a park, a school, and a grocery store?

Straight community? Really?

I’m sort of glad to see a player named Charlie Villaneuva on my NBA team, the Detroit Pistons. “Villaneuva” is an unexpected name for basketball. You expect him to be a baseball player — a Tiger, rather than a Piston.

Speaking of the Pistons, I learned a new phrase, when reading an article about them. Let me quote:

“We grinded and gutted it out,” said Pistons’ coach Lawrence Frank. “When you’ve lost 10 games, you need somebody to give you a spark. And Charlie did that in the fourth quarter. It’s nice to get off the schneid. Now we want to continue every night and finish off the season in a professional, competitive way.”

To get off the schneid — to end a losing streak. Very nice. By the way, what do you think of “grinded” rather than “ground”? Acceptable, colloquially, I think. (Everything is acceptable colloquially.) But the writer and his editor should know this: That apostrophe after “Pistons” doesn’t belong!

I’ll give you a headline that gave me the creeps: “Texas sex offenders in sight of rare policy win.” I didn’t read the article.

And with that, I’ll leave you, thanking you and saying, Catch you soon.

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