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six months ago I bought my kids (eight and ten years old) the new Beatles
CD "1" which, of course, is the best-selling CD in a
decade.
The kids were somewhat
puzzled and disappointed by the gift and asked who the Beatles were. I
said they were the hottest band back when I was growing up. They asked
if the Beatles were bigger and better than the Backstreet Boys, and I
said absolutely not, but you listen to the CD and tell me what you think.
Big mistake.
They are now both unremitting Fab Four fanatics. I come home and they've
got the CD player revved up to full-volume blasting "I Wanna Hold
Your Hand," "Can't Buy Me Love," ""Hey Jude,"
or some other Fab Four hit. They're favorite is "Yellow Submarine,"
which if I hear one more time, I will smash that CD player into 1,000
pieces. But the great joy of kids is they allow you to relive your youth
and I come home and I hear that music and I think , damn, I had forgotten
how good a song "Day Tripper" is.
Justin was asked to write a poem in his fourth-grade class and he had
writers block so he plagiaristically wrote:
Dear Sir or Madam
will you read my book, it took me years to write, will you take a look
.
He got busted. Justin
didn't understand that EVERYONE, including his teacher knows the words
to "Paperback Writer." But it was impressive that he could recite
every word to the song.
Justin and Will represent the third generation of kids who think that
the Beatles music is the best thing they've ever heard. For the Beatles
to be the number-one band in America today, is the equivalent of the kids
in the 1960s listening to the music of the 1920s on their record players.
My prediction is that my great great great grandchildren will be listening
to the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and that in 2050 the best-selling
album will be Abbey Road.
It's cliché to say that Lennon and McCartney wrote the soundtrack
of the '60s. The truth is that they've written the soundtrack for every
subsequent decade. They were quite simply history's greatest entertainers.
Any arguments?
This morning it was painful to tell the kids at breakfast that George
Harrison was dead. Will was adorable, he said, "But dad, I thought
Paul was the one who was dead." And Justin thought about it and said:
"Now I guess there can never be a reunion." That made me incredibly
sad. I remember when I was in college and heard the news that John Lennon
(my favorite Beatle) was dead and I felt the world had been raped. I wore
black for a week.
Conservatives should forever appreciate George Harrison for a lot of reasons.
Not the least of these is that he wrote our anti-tax anthem "Taxman."
It goes like this:
Let me tell you
how it will be, here's one for you 19 for me.
If 5% appears too small, be thankful I don't take it all.
Cause I'm the taxman, and you're working for no one, but me.
That was written
when Britain had a 95% top tax rate (thus "one for you, 19 for me).
George was one of the first supply siders.
George's "Concert for Bangladesh" in Madison Square Garden
a terrific soundtrack, by the way was really the first rock charity
concert and raised several million dollars for the starving people in
that heart-breaking war-torn country. His song My Sweet Lord, for which
he was unfairly sued for plagiarizing the tune of the Chiffon's "He's
So Fine," is one of the great religious rock songs ever.
John and George are dead. They're in rock'n'roll heaven. And you know
they've got a helluva band.
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