Forget the Pink Cookie Interdiction, Washington.

by Jim Geraghty

Dear United States federal government, 

More of this

… and less of this: “New federal nutritional guidelines for school cafeterias has meant the end of a favorite — and locally famous — treat in one northeast Ohio school district. The federal government’s edict to provide healthier foods and cut fats and cholesterol put an end of the sale of the traditional Elyria pink cookie — a buttery sweet treat with pink icing.”

Public enemy number one.