Great news, America and France. Secretary of State John Kerry brought 66-year-old rocker James Taylor to sing “You’ve got a friend in me” to the French people.
Remember when you could tell which ones were the parody headlines from The Onion?
UPDATE: Under a different president and secretary of state, this would have gone very differently:
“Justice will be served, this burden is beared; This poodle will fight, And you’re in deep merde…” pic.twitter.com/JsNSq5EWb9— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) January 16, 2015
“And the rooster will fly You’ll know what we mean… When you hear Marianne Startin’ up the guillotine!” pic.twitter.com/enN5n4mDhi— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) January 16, 2015
“And it feels like the whole wide world is gonna make you dead, Brought to you courtesy of the Blue, White and Red…” pic.twitter.com/4qlEj1WHAH— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) January 16, 2015