Fantasy Interview
10 questions Connie Chung will never ask Gary Condit.

By Lucianne Goldberg, a syndicated talk-show host on Talk Radio Network & the publisher of the internet news forum Lucianne.com.
August 23, 2001 7:45 a.m.

1. Who does those groovy Kiss of the Sun streaks in your hair and is that why you use a phony name at that Georgetown hairdresser's?

2. Why don't you put your jacket on?

3. Did you pay retail for the gold bracelets you gave to your girlfriends? Do you get a bulk rate?

4. What's the music that plays on your private answering service? Are the lyrics meaningful?

5. Did Chandra ever give you any of the reasons she wanted to marry you?

6. What is there to do in Luray, Virginia after sundown?

7. We know where the box is but where's the watch?

8. Were you hurt by the erroneous stories that your wife had no thumbs? Were you hurt when Mrs. Levy wouldn't return your hug?

9. What's your wife's sign? Dress size? Bracelet size?

10. Where is Chandra Levy?