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Years of (Ha, Ha) Progress
By Michael Long, a director of the White House Writers Group. |
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It used to be that the looniest ideas of the Loony Left lived only in the Socialist Platform. And when guys like Bernie Sanders needed the company of fellow travelers, they had to show up at somebody's cell meeting with a password and a dog-eared copy of Mao. But these days, Bernie et al can feel right at home with the Democrats, who are borrowing pretty heavily from the proletariat playbook. So what are the Socialists campaigning for today? It seems wise to take a look at their agenda, because twenty years from now, we could be living it and twenty years past that, conservatives may even be applauding it. After all, it has happened before. So consider these highlights from the 2000 Platform of the Socialist Party USA and, while you're at it, marvel at how many of these goals are also supported by the Democrats. Animal Rights Campaign-Finance
Reform We call for the closing of the loophole sanctioned by the Supreme Court under which candidates can spend an unlimited sum of their personal wealth on their own campaigns. We call for equal access to media for all political parties. Children and the
Family We call for one year's paid leave to be shared by new parents or in its entirety by a single parent. We support the rights of all other caring adults [emphasis mine] to share in the child-rearing process. We support public childcare starting from infancy, and public education starting at age 3 . Economics We call for a minimum wage of $12 an hour, indexed to the cost of living. We call for a 30-hour work week at no loss of pay, with six weeks annual paid vacation, and one year parental leave for new parents at no loss of seniority. We support the provision of a livable guaranteed annual income for those outside the work force. We call for a maximum income of no more than ten times the minimum. We call for increased unemployment compensation. Education We oppose tying teachers' pay to student performance, [and] forcing schools within a system to compete against each other . We support multicultural, multilingual, experimental education at all levels. Gun Control [We support] prohibiting weapons whose sole purpose is not hunting or self-protection. Health Care Immigration We call for an unconditional amnesty program for undocumented people who should be accorded the same civil rights that other members of society possess. Military We call for rapidly reducing the military budget to less than 10% of its current level. We call for the disbanding of NATO . We call for an end to military recruiting in educational institutions. We support efforts to organize all workers, particularly enlisted personnel in the Armed Forces . Racial Preferences We call for the overhaul of the Constitution of the United States in order to achieve a diverse legislative body. Seniors We call for a National Pension Authority to hold the assets of private pension funds . Women's Issues
And a Few
Words to Dream on We call for children's allowances in order to satisfy every child's basic rights and needs in a stimulating, empowering, and caring environment. We oppose measures that increase responsibilities and penalties on youth ostensibly to curb crime. We call for public ownership of all large databases . We call for an end to the expansion of the interstate-highway system in conjunction with the reduction of combustion-engine/auto-based transport. |