Well, Excuuuuse Me!

by Clifford D. May

Al-Qaeda-in-Iraq commander Abu Musab al-Zarqawi says the group’s suicide bombers did not intend to slaughter those Jordanians attending a wedding at an Amman hotel last week. But, you know, sometimes mistakes are made.

Zarqawi adds that he does intend to assassinate Jordan’s King Abdullah II.

And travel agents and wedding planners please note: He does expect to be bombing more hotels and tourist sites. No schedule yet provided.