Bad Santa

by Jonah Goldberg

Talk about a begging for a beating. Imagine if someone did this to your kids:

SALEM, N.H. — A man dressed as Santa was arrested after he walked into a New Hampshire mall and dropped his pants in front of some teens, according to a Local 6 News report.

Police said Richard Mullen walked into the Mall at Rockingham Park in Salem and performed the act.

“He continued doing this multiple times,” Salem police spokesman Robert Larson said. “He was asked to leave the mall by mall security. On his way out of the mall, he dropped the pants one more time as a couple was walking in.”

Why the security guards merely asked him to leave is beyond me.

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