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by Jonah Goldberg

From a reader:


I used to be terribly well-informed about such things, always buying the exact right equipment and solving my computer problems with all sorts of under-the-hood geekery…but the relentless march of technology leaves me ever farther behind, and so now I just sacrifice chickens like everyone else.


Nevertheless, I do have some advice for you and your lovely bride:

1) Buy something really shiny.

2) Make sure it’s got lots of blinking lights.

3) If it goes “ping” that’d be super-excellent.

I trust that helps,

The Corner

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