First Post of The Year

by Jonah Goldberg

Yes, I failed to make the first post of the year and for the rest of the weekend I was in a terrible shame spiral. Booze, violence, filth. I thought about launching a blog Kobayashi Maru and sneak into the software and make it so that I was the first poster (Loppppeezzzz!!!!). But I decided that was the wrong way to start the new year.

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