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Hope He Has Something Besides Golf to Fall Back On


Tiger Woods has dropped $38 million on ten acres of property in Florida. You have to wonder how that negotiation goes. “My client isn’t prepared to go above 37-5.” “Really? Some money problems? Times are tight?” (CELL PHONE RINGS) “Hello… Oh, he did? Terrific. (HANGS UP) My client just made another $8 million during this conversation, so we can go to 38.”


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