God, The Doctor

by Jonah Goldberg

From a reader:


You claim that God was a doctor.  In fact this very same debate was
held by a doctor, an architect and a lawyer.

“Medicine,” said the doctor, “is the oldest profession.  After all did
not God cause a sleep to fall upon Adam at which point he removed a
rib and fashioned it into Eve?  Was this not the first operation with
anesthetic.  Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession”

“Not so fast,” replied the architect, “What about a week earlier?  God
created the heavens and earth from primordial choas.  This was clearly
a giangantic act of design, therefore architecture is the oldest

“Wait,” said the lawyer, “Who do you think made primordial choas?”

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