Circumcision Rhymes

by Jonah Goldberg

From a reader:

In Africa (this is no fluff)
The AIDS situation is tough.
But the Docs have a vision:
“Let’s try circumcision.
“Rabbi Goldberg, go ahead, do your stuff!”

Can the men, though it’s medically sound,
Be convinced to give flesh by the pound?
We could always poach
The Mormon approach
And proclaim that ten tribes have been found.

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