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Baathroom Insurgents


Remember the days when our segregated society was so deeply prejudiced that different groups had to use separate bathrooms. Happily we’re now such a diverse multicultural utopia that different groups have to use separate bathrooms. Among the phrases I would never have expected the English language to have much use for is this one:

“Muslim-only washrooms that can be accessed only with a secret push-button code.”

No wonder so many infidels were in Washington this weekend singing “Give pees a chance.”

Ask not for whom the can flushes, it flushes for thee.


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