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Gee, thanks a lot, guys. I got so worried I was going to miss a major news development on a column-writing day I had to postpone taking a shower to try and watch the big Bush announcement. So none of the news channels go live to it, which means I had to flick back-and-forth between OJ coverage, watch several Geico commercials, and then miss my showering window because the cleaning lady is showing up between now and 10 and I have to let her in.

Just a report from the glamorous world of high-pressure opinion journalism.



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