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25 More Hints You’re Not Voting for Obama



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Judging by emails, some of you are still undecided. So here are some more helpful hints:

You’re unlikely to vote for Obama if you…..

1. aren’t registered to vote in France or Germany.
2. believe Gen. Petraeus is more important than Al Gore.
3. nod every time you read a Thomas Sowell column.
4. have ever caught yourself humming the theme from” The Green Berets.”
5. have gotten your pants dirty in the last week.
6. kinda like a good steak once in a while.
7. have accidentally discharged your gun during church services in a bitter fit of antipathy over people who aren’t like you.
8. wouldn’t mind knowing if your 14 year old daughter was being taken by a non-family member to Toledo for an abortion.
9. prefer the Super Bowl to the World Cup.
10. know Sig Sauer isn’t the name of Obama’s domestic policy advisor.
11. are certain Obama would’ve taken the tank ride if Dukakis hadn’t beaten him to it.
12. can’t describe Obama’s position on the surge without using the word “incoherent.”
13. don’t think having a baby is “punishment.”.
14. have heard about Obama’s vote against the Induced Birth Infant Liability Act.
15. tend to giggle whenever Nancy Pelosi talks energy policy.
16. think your taxes are plenty high already, thank you very much.
17. prefer legislation come from Congress, not the Supreme Court
18. believe we’d be in a world of hurt if we’d followed Obama’s advice on Iraq last year.
19. resent the suggestion you’re a racist for treating Obama like a serious presidential candidate.
20. hear the name “Osama Bin Laden” and words other than “habeas corpus” come to mind.
21. were to meet William Ayers, you’d be more likely to bop him in the nose than join his board.
22. list either Patton, Braveheart or 300 among your favorite movies.
23. realize that Obama’s Speech of the Century on race was, in hindsight, a crock.
24. wonder which government agency is in charge of healing the planet.
25. personally know somebody who packs his passport whenever traveling to San Francisco… just in case.

Score (# of descriptions that apply to you):
0– You heard that according to Publisher’s Clearinghouse, Al Gore won Florida
1–3 You think that had Ron Paul gotten more time in the debates he’d be the nominee
4–24 McCain’s your man
25 If only Fred Thompson would drink more coffee….



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