What’s Not to Love?

by Shannen W. Coffin

There are many reasons to love International Man of Mystery Mark Steyn. He’s the keeper of the demographic doomsday clock. He exposes the idiocy of Canadian bureaucrats. He sings a mean “Marshmallow World.” But his crowning achievement may be pitching Golden Retreiver puppies. Mark, can I have one? I’ll name her K-Lo.