A Player’s Heart in a Tiger’s Hide

by Michael Potemra

If they’re really going to try to make the Tiger Woods peccadilloes an issue of race, I say let’s raise the silliness ante and make it an issue of class. I hereby speculate that the public exposure of his misbehavior is a ploy by powerful WASPs in the PGA to avert Tiger’s impending attempt to buy the game of golf. (“B-b-b-buy Bushwood?!”)