I’m Stockpiling Distilled Water in My Basement

by Michael Graham

From the home of John Kerry, Cambridge liberalism, and the Kennedy Compound comes this morning’s front-page headline:

Brown outpolls Kerry, Obama
Most popular official in survey

That’s right: the most popular elected official in Massachusetts is a Republican. Load up on ammo and tinned meats, my survivalist friends — if that’s not a sign of the approaching Apocalypse, I don’t know what is.