The Rent Is Too Damn High

by Jonah Goldberg

That is going to be my answer to every question I don’t want to answer from now on. Why is my piece for the magazine late? Because the rent is too damn high. Why did I drink that bottle of Nyquil? Because the rent is too damn high. Why haven’t I commented on the recent controversy stemming from a certain C-Span panel? Because the rent is too damn high!