Colorado Dreaming

by Jonah Goldberg

I’m in Colorado where there are a bunch of exciting and bizarre races. But this strikes me as the most pressing question on the ballot:

Shall the voters for the City and County of Denver adopt an Initiated Ordinance to require the creation of an extraterrestrial affairs commission to help ensure the health, safety, and cultural awareness of Denver residents and visitors in relation to potential encounters or interactions with extraterrestrial intelligent beings or their vehicles, and fund such commission from grants, gifts and donations?

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