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Because It’s Friday

Follow these simple steps for a cheap laugh:

Step 1.       Go to http://maps.google.com

Step 2.       Click get directions

Step 3.       Type origin (A) as Japan

Step 4.       Type Destination (B) as China

Step 5.       Go to line 43

Step 6.       Laugh!

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   11/05/10 17:50

also, try going from LA to Honolulu.

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   11/05/10 18:28

or USA to China.

It works with just about any open ocean transit between two continents...the programmers at Google have to have something to make themselves laugh at 2am when they program this stuff...

It's also funny to sometimes download open source source code and search through the text. Programmer's will often put some racy stuff in their comment sections (stuff that gets thrown out by a compiler when source code is turned into executable binaries).

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   11/05/10 18:52
   11/05/10 19:20

Sadly, it won't do Havana to Miami. Doesn't even try.

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   11/05/10 20:00

Step 1, steal underpants...
Step 3, world domination.

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   11/05/10 20:13

Both are worth the look - funny!

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   11/05/10 22:22
   11/05/10 23:36

George, great minds! I'm cold in Chicago and did just that. 'Kayak across Pacific, keep going straight.' LOL!

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   11/05/10 23:40

Of course, the punch line is that it isn't the Pacific Ocean - it's the East China Sea!

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   11/06/10 00:14

Or to go really crazy, try Miami to Tasmania....

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   11/06/10 00:52

So, Japan to China - no problem.

Los Angeles to Honolulu - Google gets you there.

But try New York to London: "we cannot calculate directions from New York to London"

Perhaps Google Maps shares our President's post-colonialist resentments?

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   11/06/10 01:28

Or Japan to the U.S. (line 27).

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   11/06/10 07:08

Or enter a starting point in the US or Canada, and a destination in China. The itinerary will show you how to drive to Gasworks park in Seattle, tell you to kayak across the Pacific to Hawaii, give you a road itinerary across Hawaii, then tell you to kayak across the Pacific again, then takes you to one spot in Japan and tell you to jetski across the Pacific to China.

This only works between US/Canada and China/Japan. It won't tell you how to kayak to Australia from the US, or from Mexico City to China.

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   11/06/10 10:22

Thank you Mr. Foster. I needed that!

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   11/06/10 12:01
   11/06/10 12:13

From the U.S. to China it says to kayak across the Pacific Ocean.

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   11/06/10 14:24

And if you try to drag the route so it takes you through Korea, nothing happens. As a New Englander would say, "Ya cahn't get there from here."

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   11/06/10 15:00

For an extended trip, go from LA to Taiwan.

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   11/06/10 20:10

Taipei to Honolulu has you swimming, jet-skiing, and kayaking! What a trip!

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   11/06/10 23:58

Very funny! The AL to Honolulu is also very funny!

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