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by John J. Miller

The Onion:

Frustrated Obama Sends Nation Rambling 75,000-Word E-Mail

WASHINGTON—Having admittedly “reached the end of [his] rope,” President Barack Obama sent a rambling 75,000-word e-mail to the entire nation Wednesday, revealing deep frustrations with America’s political culture, his presidency, U.S. citizens, and himself.