E.T. News?

by Jonah Goldberg

Tomorrow NASA will make an announcement relating to Astrobiology, and no I’m not referring to the health of the Jetson’s dog. From the press release:

MEDIA ADVISORY : M10-167  NASA Sets News Conference on Astrobiology Discovery; Science Journal Has Embargoed Details Until 2 p.m. EST On Dec. 2  

WASHINGTON — NASA will hold a news conference at 2 p.m. EST on Thursday, Dec. 2, to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life. Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution and future of life in the universe.

The news conference will be held at the NASA Headquarters auditorium at 300 E St. SW, in Washington. It will be broadcast live on NASA Television and streamed on the agency’s website at http://www.nasa.gov.

Personally, I’m hoping that NASA will announce Titan is populated by extremely technologically advanced Sephardic Jews. Within hours of the announcement, all of Israel’s neighbors will announce their desire for a lasting peace treaty.

Make your own predictions in the comments section.

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