People Are Strange

by John J. Miller

Charlie Crist, governor & fanboy:

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – Forty years after Jim Morrison was convicted of exposing himself at a wild Miami concert, this is the end: Florida’s Clemency Board, egged on by departing Gov. Charlie Crist, pardoned The Doors’ long-dead singer Thursday.

Some people who were at the Miami show March 1, 1969, insist even today that he exposed himself, though others in the audience and Morrison’s bandmates contend he was just teasing the crowd and only pretended to do the deed. Crist, tuned in to the controversy by a Doors fan, said there was enough doubt about what happened at the Dinner Key Auditorium to justify a pardon.

The board, which consists of Crist and a three-member Cabinet, voted unanimously to pardon Morrison on indecent exposure and profanity charges as they granted several other pardons Thursday. At the hearing, the governor called the convictions a “blot” on the record of an accomplished artist for “something he may or may not have done.”

I dig The Doors and think Morrison had a fine voice, but the man led a reprehensible life. Trying to remove a “blot” from the legacy of this drug-addled misfit is like Lady Macbeth attempting to wash her hands. Out, damned blot! Good luck with that.