by Kevin D. Williamson

I propose a new National Review style rule: Pretentious expressions of sophistication or entitlement by Snooki-level and sub-Snooki-level specimens shall be preceded with: sh-bam!

All in favor?

For the record: Election Day drinks at NR Global HQ were poured not by a professional bartender, but by Rich Lowry. And it was the very finest $3 bottle of champagne to be had.

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