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From Popular Mechanics: The best way to shoot a zombie in the brain.
Dave Barry’s Holiday Gift Guide is here. And here’s an old Dave Barry column: ’Twas the night before Christmas / Or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or whatever religious holiday your particular family unit celebrates at this time of year via mass retail purchases . . .
Underwear with the Fourth Amendment printed in metallic ink.
1960s spacesuit designs from Wernher von Braun’s science fiction novel. Related, a gallery of spaceship art.