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Jewish Witches Unleash Rapist Cats At Gitmo

Also, via Debby, this shocking revelation from a released Gitmo detainee. From the transcript (since the video is glitchy):

Walid Muhammad Hajj: There were, of course, Jews among the [staff of] the Guantanamo Base, and they would set traps for the guys.

Interviewer: Give me an example of witchcraft.

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Witchcraft was used on most of the guys.

Interviewer: They would cast a spell on them?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes, but by the grace of Allah, through frequent reading of the Koran and invocation of the names of Allah, they managed to withstand this. Interviewer: How did you know that somebody was under a spell?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Someone like that would change.

Interviewer: In what way?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: For example, somebody would take his clothes off, all of a sudden, or would sit on his bed for three days straight without sleeping. [...] They would use all kinds of witchcraft against the guys.

Interviewer: Tell me more. Walid Muhammad Hajj: I will tell you how the witchcraft affected the guys. A person would suddenly see his brothers and sisters naked before him. Interviewer: And they weren’t really there?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Absolutely not. It was as if he was in a different world.

Interviewer: You mean, his brothers and sisters from back home.

Walid Muhammad Hajj: That’s right. I remembered an incident with a guy who sat next to me in the morning. When they brought the milk, he began to urinate into the milk. Interviewer: In front of you?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes. I said to him: “Why are you urinating in the milk?” That’s when we knew that he was under a spell. After he had recovered a little, after we read Koranic verses to him, he said to me: “The birds on the barbed wire would talk to me, and tell me to urinate in the milk. When the guards pass by my cell, the sound made by their pants talks to me.”

Interviewer: They tell him to urinate in the milk? Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes. [...]

Interviewer: Did they ever use witchcraft on you? Walid Muhammad Hajj: There was one attempt. Interviewer: How did they do it?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Once, when I was sleeping – on the floor, not on a bed – I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me. It tried to penetrate me again and again. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.

Interviewer: But there wasn’t really any cat there?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Absolutely not.

No wonder Gitmo is such a P.R. disaster! I’m sure once we close it and move these guys to a prison in Illinois they’ll stop telling stories like this — because, you know, they’re only believable if they take place in Cuba. No one would believe the Jews would unleash penetrating cats here on American soil.

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   12/23/10 08:18

Wonder if the security forces have the imagination to take advantage of such mindsets. Seems to be a definite opening there.

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 Dave
   12/23/10 08:19

That explains why all the cats stayed home on 9/11.

Although, that would be the first time in history cats listened to *anyone*. Powerful witchery, indeed. Well played, Jews... well played.

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 Dave
   12/23/10 08:21

once again-- surely they do, but the Left would cry it's torture just the same. After all, Jewish witch-cats are but one step removed from fake menstrual blood and tearing pages out of the Koran.

(Note: not actually, but this is what Andrew Sullivan would say).

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D. Taggart
   12/23/10 08:38

Now that Don't Ask, Don't Tell has been repealed, my young tortoise-shell cat Rudy should be allowed to serve openly and honestly in the fight against terrorism.

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   12/23/10 08:40

Sadly, most of the Jews at Gitmo seem to be lawyers defending these lunatics. Almost every time you read about one of their lawyers, it's someone with a Jewish name and/or from a really prestigious firm.

The rabbis point out that Isaiah 49:17 can also mean, "Those who destroy you will come from within you."

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   12/23/10 08:43

Wow. I had no idea terrorists knew so little about cats.
Unmanned feline drones in the mountains of Afghanistan, anyone?

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   12/23/10 09:14

Sould their insanity reassure us?

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   12/23/10 09:21

Glenn Greenwald and Andrew Sullivan would call these "credible allegations of torture."

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   12/23/10 09:37

Hmmmm...first the Demon Sheep were unleashed on us, now there are reports of Demon Cats. Me thinks the boys at the army bio labs in Fort Meade, Md, have been working overtime.

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AJP
   12/23/10 09:42
   12/23/10 09:48

The cat was probably just chasing after the gerbil.

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   12/23/10 10:12

It’s mind-boggling that we’re in a war of civilizations with these backwards, superstitious ignoramuses. At least the Soviets had first-class engineers and scientists. They were smart but (fortunately for us) just crippled by a completely unworkable economic system. Radical Islam will never amount to anything, but it could take the West down with it.

It goes to show you how much easier it is to topple a building than to build one.

PS: Love the anti-spam math questions. Could we get Derb to make them harder?

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Dwayne
   12/23/10 10:18

Power Pickle:
You're forgetting about the spy squirrels in Iran.

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   12/23/10 10:34

Everyone seems to be focused on the cat, but I liked the talking pants.

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mk
   12/23/10 10:50

Good thing we invaded two (oops, now three) countries and spent a trillion dollars on a war with enemies of this caliber. Why didn't Cheney warn us that our the enemy was this crafty?

Maybe while spending the next trillion we can pick up and torture another couple dozen insane people. It'll be money well spent.

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Dennis Nicholls
   12/23/10 10:59

There's even proof - photos of Obama punishing one of the errant cats. See them at this link.

External Link 

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G. B.
   12/23/10 11:44

Walid Muhammad Hajj seems to be talking about as much sense as the socialists in government. Debt comes to swamp municipalities, school systems, counties, public universities, states and the nation, and the answer is always "more debt."

Unlike Walid and his "it tried to penetrate me again and again," the promise of borrowing one's way out of bankruptcy seems to have penetrated the socialists -- again and again. And again.

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p hack
   12/23/10 12:53

This guy is one tabouli short of an iftar.

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   12/23/10 12:55

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