Hungry Sheep Look Up and Are Not Fed

by John Derbyshire

Will there be a Christmas Radio Derb? the multitudes clamor to know.

Does Santa have a beard? I have just strolled in to the state-of-the-art, lavishly-equipped sound studio here on the 95th floor at Buckley Towers. As soon as all the technicians are at their stations, recording will commence.

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