In Other News

by Jonah Goldberg

Steve Hayward makes a prediction:

1. One of the cable channels will offer up a summer replacement reality show, Jonah and the Cosmos, about an insouciant syndicated columnist transporting a squad of dogs across the country to Alaska in a minivan. The dramatic tension will revolve around who will drive the columnist the most crazy — editors, or the dogs. Media Matters for America will join with PETA to allege animal cruelty. Keith Olbermann will . . . oh heck, finish that sentence yourself.