New Psychological Scale

by Steven F. Hayward

Since we have the Myers-Briggs personality scale, and various scales for Asperger’s/Autism, methinks this week we have the inspiration for a whole new scale: The Sheen-Galliano Scale of Personal Self-Destructiveness (bonus points for anti-Semitic sentiments).

The first nominee in Washington clearly has to be Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, though if people want to go back and retrospectively score Rep. Chris Lee (the shirtless wonder), that would be fine. We need a large database of folks to rank and compare.