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Mars Needs Monopolists?



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Hugo Chavez believes that Martian civilization could have been undone by — wait for it — capitalism.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez thinks capitalism may be responsible for the lack of life on the planet Mars.

“I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” Chavez said in a speech on Tuesday.

The socialist president has been a fierce opponent of capitalism, and during his World Water Day speech, Chavez blamed capitalism for destroying Earth’s water supplies as well.

“Here on planet Earth, where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts,” Chavez said.



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