He Stuck to His Guns

by John Derbyshire

Harry Coover, the inventor of Super Glue, has died.

Cyanoacrylate, the chemical name for this glue, was actually discovered some years earlier.

During World War II researchers were looking for materials to make clear plastic gun sights. The website said researchers dismissed it for that purpose because it stuck to everything.

Music for the funeral ceremony? You bet.

[Insert your own jokes here.]