Sometimes a society is simply too stupid to survive. From Britain’s Daily Mail:
Pub Singer Arrested For Racism After Chinese Passers-By Hear Him Perform Kung Fu Fighting
Presumably it’s not racist for Carl Douglas to sing “Kung Fu Fighting” because he’s, er, black.
Singer should file a complaint against his racist accuser who is apparently the sort of bigot who thinks all whites are racist and any mention of race by a white is malicious.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseShouldn't humorlessness also be legislated upon, and thus somehow bred out of the species?
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseGreat Britain is the acme of western civilization, and that tells you all you need to know about western civilization.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseI always found this song to be deeply offensive. Come to think of it, I found ALL disco music to be deeply offensive. Never mind.
The world is becoming more petty every moment...
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseThe obvious answer here is to create a national bureaucracy to keep track of the racial composition of every singer who performs in public. You'll no longer be allowed to perform without a license from this Ministry of Racial Identification.
Each singer then will be allowed to select from songs approved for those with that singer's genetic composition.
If you're one-quarter Irish, songs mentioning Ireland cannot comprise more than 25 percent of your repertoire.
It's a simple solution people: just put the government in command and this type of thing won't happen any more.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseWhy was the singer the only one arrested? The rest of the band were playing the song, too.
Should they be arrested as accomplices? After all, they knew they lyrics to the song, even though they may not have vocalized them. And it is doubtful the singer would have committed this crime if his band had refused to play the music for the song.
Does the act of singing back-up lyrics make one guilty?
Perhaps singing nonsense back-up words like "doo wopp" is okay, but singing back-up lyrics that contribute to the idea of the song should be verbotten?
Talk about ab adsurdum.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseBen Murphy,
Reply to this commentLinkReport Abuse"Doo wopp"? Now you've offended the Italians.
I send such reminders of what Britain has become to my own circle of friends and family under the heading "Alas, Poor Britain." Actually, they let it happen to themselves though, just as we may.
Here's another article from the Daily Telegraph: "Police hunt joker who drew Hitler moustache." Read it and contemplate the police resources "invested" in that investigation.
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Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseJMC:
My original text spelled "doo wopp" with only one P, as you'd normally see printed, but I got an automated messages saying it could not be posted "since it contains offensive language (the three-letter version of 'wopp' was included in parens here)"
I thought that was pretty amusing in the context of the story I was commenting on.
(For the record, I agree with blocking such slurs, which don't belong in intelligent conversation. And to whomever thinks about replying to this: no, singing "Kung Fu Fighing" is not equvalent to using such epithets)
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseHis problem wasn't singing such a song, but picking the wrong song. Had he, instead, chosen "Turning Japanese" well, the alleged racism of the title would have been balanced out by the free-love s*xual connotations of the expression that title is about (and if you don't know what "turning Japanese" means in the slang of the song, well, the text filters here that made me asterisk-ize the word above won't let me tell you--just know it is a solitary physical activity that might cause one's eyes to get all squinty and figure it out for yourself.)
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseIn fact it was a little bit frightening...
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseAd absurdly hilarious, Ben Murphy, and let's add that anybody who was in the audience should be investigated as an accomplice.
Furthermore, as part of the campaign to make The Right Not To Be Offended the most important right of all, all audiences should be screened in advance of performances of, say, Spanish Eyes or California Girls, to make nobody of the particular ethnicity or geographical origin being warbled about is present.
Alternatively, warning signs could be displayed in advance. Better to be safe than sorry...
Reply to this commentLinkReport Abuse"If a victim believes that an alleged crime is racially aggravated, the police will treat it seriously." Well, Steyn is right - you can't fix stupid. And this was certainly stupid.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseAdd this one to the list of racially aggravating songs - "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseIs it possible that the complaining witness is also a show biz agent . . . whose client list includes a certain busker name of Simon Ledger?
Reply to this commentLinkReport Abusebye, bye britain. Hard to believe how this country has fallen in just 3 generations. It's vying with canada for title of "stupidest society" in the commonwealth.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseThe police arrested him right after passers by heard him singing?
Wow. Those cats were fast as lightning.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseBar owner Sean Ware told the Sun newspaper: ‘The song is in no way racist and nor is Simon. There is no way he would abuse anyone.
I trust he's right but it's utterly beside the point. Once you go down the road as treating "racism" as a crime, then all sorts of thoughtcrime can be dreamt up by the authoritarians. That he has to defend himself at all is the real issue here.
Reply to this commentLinkReport Abuse"The accursed has been advised of his lack of rights under the Secret Code of Military Toughness, and will act accordingly!"
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I suppose the producers and actors of the Kung-Fu Panda films should avoid traveling to the UK ... can they arrest foreign visitors under these ridiculous laws?
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