The Nanny State in Your Diaper

by Mark Steyn

A 28-year old Yemeni man boards a flight to San Francisco in Chicago, and shortly before landing charges the cockpit while shouting “Allahu Akbar!” Authorities say they “do not yet have a motive.”


Fortunately, passengers and flight attendants were able to subdue Mister Motiveless, given that America’s bazillion-dollar security apparatus was tied up by a critical Code Red alert in Kansas City.

Pace the president, Americans enjoy the best of both worlds: Open borders with foreign states, but a moat with alligators for internal travel.

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