Re: Bin Laden’s Porn Stash

by Jonah Goldberg

Well, I am a little skeptical about this. I would certainly hope that our psy-ops guys would put it out there that he’s got un-Islamic tastes even if it wasn’t true. Then again,  if the report is that it’s conventional porn, then it’s probably not a propaganda stunt (though people always think propaganda is inherently untrue, which is not the case. Propagandists are not barred from telling the truth if the truth is useful).

What I really hope is that they find or “find” some video not just of porn, but of porn starring Osama bin Laden. That would really crush the Mohammed Atta types whose final thoughts were of the woman-free sanctity of his man-panties.

The titles write themselves: “I Jihad To Have Her,” “72 Virgins Gone Wild,” “OBL’s Hot Qtub Party,” “Abbottobad Girls,” “Sheep Are For Practice,” etc.

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