Forking Pizza

by Jonah Goldberg

Katrina — good for Cain. But I should clarify something. As many readers have noted, not all pizza is alike. I’ll use a knife and fork on certain kinds of pizza. The most obvious example being Chicago-style deep dish pizza. But also sometime, the more hoity-toity type thin-crust pizza you get from some brick oven type joints. That said, the pizza Trump and Palin were eating was standard New York style pizza-by-the-slice fare. And therein lies all the difference in the world.  Moreover, in the clips I saw, Trump didn’t use a knife. He just picked off the cheese with a fork. Maybe he’s just watching his carbs. But if that’s the case, maybe he shouldn’t have ordered the pizza at all.

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