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A county inspector in Maryland ordered local school kids to shut down the stand they set up outside the US Open despite the fact others were being allowed to sell their parking spots.

Carrie Marriott told WUSA9: ‘This gentleman from the county is now telling us because we don’t have a vendors license, the kids won’t be allowed to sell their lemonade.


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