Love Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry

by David Kahane

Over on the home page, I’ve got a verbatim transcript of a conversation I had with someone I’ll call “Anthony Weiner” in order to protect his real identity. In between the juvenile, ribald humor, I’ve dropped as many famous movie lines as I could shoehorn into the story behind the making of The Full Monty II: This Time, It’s Personal

An autographed copy of Rules for Radical Conservatives to the first screenwriter manque or popcorn fanatic who can cite them all by film title.

WARNING: It’s not as easy as it looks. Some line(s) are quoted in full, some paraphrased and split up. There’s one you’ll never get, even though it’s staring you in the face.

Send answers to [email protected] Contest closes Monday at noon eastern. Void where prohibited. Tweet at your own risk.

Here’s looking at you, kids.

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