Was this any more dangerous than, say, riding a bicycle in a busy urban area? This was a basking shark; unless he was wearing a plankton constume and singing "I'm a tasty plankton" at the top of his lungs, he was pretty safe. Divers swim with fish all the time on reefs, etc. Yeah, the shark is big, but he's probably in more danger swimming near barracudas than a basking shark.
Wow, he jumped the shark!!
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseCan we now bury "jump the shark", I would be okay using "ride the shark" in its place, at least for a few months.
Please....?
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseWas this any more dangerous than, say, riding a bicycle in a busy urban area? This was a basking shark; unless he was wearing a plankton constume and singing "I'm a tasty plankton" at the top of his lungs, he was pretty safe. Divers swim with fish all the time on reefs, etc. Yeah, the shark is big, but he's probably in more danger swimming near barracudas than a basking shark.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseThat has nothing to do with debt. It's clear that Manbearpig has altered the shark's behavior. Let's get serious.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseFew people trust government officials' remarks any more, but on the other hand (oops), the shark himself may have a biting riposte to make.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseWas he affixing a frickin' laser?
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseHeck, that's nuthin'. In Kentucky, they've got dinosaurs with saddles. Now that's what I call dangerous (although not the physical kind).
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseWildlife Official Also Confirms: Bears DO Do It In The Woods.
If Debtpocalypse happens, may I humbly suggest that this "Wildlife Official" should be the first one whose paycheck goes unpaid?
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbusePfft.
A basking shark? Let the guy try that with a porker and I'll be impressed.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseOHmyGAWWD! You Killed Sharky!
You BASKERS!!!
(smile)
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseThank heavens for experts.
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