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You’re Gonna Pay

One of the contestants over at Power Line came up with this. I think it’s pretty catchy, appropriate for the themes of the day.

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   07/31/11 07:58

Love it. Harry Reid holding the, er, gametes at gunpoint was an especially nice touch. I thought the singer was Ricky Schroeder at first, though!

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   07/31/11 09:21

Actually, I though the resemblance was to George W Bush. I wondered if he may have cut his hair or something to have that effect.

"Miss me yet?"

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   07/31/11 09:41

I agree. My 1st thought was a younger GWB.

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   07/31/11 08:18

What a nice, light-hearted, catchy little piece of gloom and doom. I'd laugh if it weren't so true.

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Patrick Carroll
   07/31/11 09:07

We're paying for cowboy poetry?

Truly, the apocalypse is at hand.

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   07/31/11 10:09

Good. Catchy tune. Not bad at all. I did wonder, though, why he kept flipping the image so sometimes he looked like he playing the guitar right-handed, and other times, left-handed.

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TJS
   07/31/11 10:16

Perhaps he was trying to say that fault could be found on both the political left and right.

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guy
   07/31/11 12:36
   07/31/11 15:21

Must be the spirit of bipartisanship.

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Gilligan
   07/31/11 10:22

This guy should definitely get a NEA grant.

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Mark Faby
   07/31/11 10:26

I'd give it an '85'; it's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

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Brian77
   07/31/11 10:35

It was good. Take out the self-referential "fiscally responsible punk rock" phrase and it would have been better.

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   07/31/11 11:00

Great song! I just wish he would have found someone to up the production value of the video.

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Jim Treacher
   07/31/11 12:41
Tristram Coffin
   07/31/11 13:09

I think you may have discovered the only thing for which there isn't a government program.

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Paul Cavins
   07/31/11 11:07

He is indeed a man of caution, prudence. You can tell by the way his gas grill is chained to his staircase.

PC

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   07/31/11 11:54

Reminiscent of We Didn't Start the Fire...

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   07/31/11 12:00

Two chord rock, catchy chorus/title hook, flash edits, etc. What's not to like for homey video?

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MochaLite
   07/31/11 14:35

OK, for those of us who don't hear lyrics in the noise, what are the "federally funded" items he sings about (the ones that didn't have subtitles)?

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The Apologist
   07/31/11 15:20

Lyrics as provided by the composer himself over at Stacey McCain's place:

Old people, government funded medication
Subsidized housing in the capital of the nation
3 trillion dollar deficit on top of 15 trillion dollar debt
bullet trains, windmills and monkeys on cocaine

you’re gonna pay, cuz someone’s got to pay

for federally funded cowboy poetry
federally funded condoms for preteens
federally funded books and magazines
I need federally funded air to breathe

chorus

for the 21st century entitlement state
where there are crickets in the coffers and pensions to pay
we need less military presence throughout continental Europe
and more fiscally responsible punk rock music now

chorus

for 70 million baby boomers’ social security

chorus

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