Eight Things I’ll Be Looking For Tonight

by Jonah Goldberg

Byron York laying down a revolver on the desk in front of him before his first question.

Lots of Smurf cross-promotion.

Birth certificates, birth certificates, birth certificates.

Tim Pawlenty’s pecs.

A plea from Rick Santorum not to google him.

An extra from Tron stumbling onto Fox’s blue stage out of confusion.

Calista Gingrich joining Newt for the second half of the debate.

Some movement of Mitt Romney’s hair.