Something to watch here over your morning coffee & donuts: How to artificially inseminate a rhino.
“Rhinos do not always breed naturally for different reasons,” the narrator tells us in that affectless Teutono-Scandinavian accent that always seems to accompany stories of this kind. (“We’ve got a team coming over from Germany . . . they’re world experts . . .”)
I’ll hazard a guess as to one of those reasons: Rhinos are really, stupendously, U-G-L-Y. And even by rhino standards, 33-year-old Nuwana, lame and one-eyed, with a wonky upper horn, can’t have been getting too many dates.
The comeback almost writes itself.
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseWe don't need no more stinkin' RINO's.
Reply to this commentLinkReport Abusetoo easy...not gonna say it
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseI wonder how many grade school kids, on career day, say I want to grow up to artificially inseminate Rhinos?? I would think "I want to be a fireman" would outpace the Rhino choice. (As always, Derb comes up with the thought provoking posts/links.)
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseHow on earth does one become a "world expert" in this??
Reply to this commentLinkReport AbuseYou know, if a species can't be bothered with reproduction, then maybe it's okay if that species goes extinct? Just sayin'!
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