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Children of the Revolution

Yesterday Patrick shared this about the OWS protesters:

‘I’ve been here for 12 days, and I’ve put on 5 pounds,’ he said, sitting on the ground in front of a handmade sign that said ‘Class War Ahead.’ ‘I’m eating better than I do at home.’

All he had to do was amble toward a ramshackle cluster of tables and boxes in the middle of the park and, without paying a cent, grab a slice of pizza or a warm slab of homemade vegan casserole. Last Thursday he had encountered ‘a bunch of Katz’s Deli sandwiches,’ he said. ‘That was good.’

[. . .]

Tom Hintze, 24, was volunteering in Zuccotti Park last week. ‘Just now there was a big UPS delivery,’ he said. ‘We don’t know where it comes from. It just appears, and we eat it.’

We don’t know where it comes from. It just appears, and we eat it. What a perfect synecdoche for a worldview. It puts me in mind of writing a pamphlet entitled “I, Vegan Casserole,” but truth be told, I don’t want to know where those things come from.

Now, this morning the news that the eviction of the occupiers at (privately owned) Zuccotti Park — that their filth might be pressure-washed away — has been temporarily postponed, in part because of a frantic, last minute cleanup effort launched by the OWSers themselves:

Around 5 a.m., a collection of mops and brooms had stood in a plastic bin on Liberty Street. Nearby were 27 buckets of soapy water. A woman handed out white rubber gloves to more than a dozen people. They walked to the west end of the park, at Trinity Place, and announced they were going to begin a sweep, picking up and discarding objects that did not belong to anyone.

[. . .]

Overflowing garbage cans attracted rodents, he wrote, gas-fired generators posed a fire hazard, bad smells abounded, the lack of toilets made things worse and complaints were mounting from disgruntled people who live and work nearby.

“In light of this and the ongoing trespassing of the protesters,” Mr. Clark wrote, “we are again requesting the assistance of the New York City Police Department to help clear the park.”

The protesters feared that Mr. Bloomberg’s announcement that the park would be cleaned was a prelude to their being banned permanently. An appeal quickly went out on Facebook and other sites calling for brooms, mops and various cleaning supplies as well as volunteers willing to donate elbow grease. After cleaning the place themselves, the protesters planned to form a human chain around the park to try to keep police officers from entering. Supporters had been urged to go to the park at 6 a.m. Friday “to defend the occupation from eviction.”

They don’t pay for their meals and they don’t know where they come from. They don’t own Zuccotti park, don’t pay rent there, and act as if the request — from the the people that do own the park — that they clean up their mess is a totalitarian imposition. Finally, the bare minimum (a measly dozen, according to the story, among the scores) rouse themselves at the last possible minute to a half-assed cleanup job. 

This all reminds me of nothing so much as myself, age 12, “occupying” my bedroom, which was and is privately owned by one Mrs. Foster.

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Just Curious
   10/14/11 11:07
E.C. Gach
   10/14/11 11:11

Your arrogant and uncharitble ignorance is making it hard for me to keep down my breakfast this morning.

Thank you for you anecdotal analysis. It was quite enlightening. The revelatory power of single data point analysis is inspiring.

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   10/14/11 11:53

Oh, that's not the "arrogant and uncharitable ignorance," it's the "vegan casserole."

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Den
   10/14/11 13:04

You can always tell when they've lost the argument. Never a "good point, I may have to change my mind"

Instead, no counter argument and name calling.

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 RTP
   10/14/11 11:15

Anyone else get a real uneasy feeling about the blind acceptance of food, eaten without knowing where it came from or who paid for it?

For that matter, what about communicable airborne and contact diseases?

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   10/14/11 11:16

Oh just think of it as culling the herd.

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   10/14/11 11:24

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!

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   10/14/11 11:40

This looks like a fine opportunity to reduce the NYC pigeon population. Blender. Oven at 350 for an hour. Label it "Vegan Casserole". Job done.

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   10/14/11 11:55

Just a practical reflection of a lack of critical thinking. One of many examples, I am sure.

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Den
   10/14/11 13:00

Hmmmm I hadn't thought of that. A UPS truck shows up with pizzas laced with a soperific. When they all fall asleep, cart them off and send a bill to the owner of the park for the clean up.

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jmc
   10/14/11 11:17

The cleaning of the park was a job that Americans wouldn't do - until they had to.
Mark Krikorian, any comment?

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   10/14/11 11:17

These people are Obama's "soft" America.

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   10/14/11 11:17

This has gone on too long. If you tolerate lawlessness, you get more of it. Bloomberg hasn't figured that out. It is one thing to "protest", but when you disrupt others lives and then hand them a tax bill to police and clean up after, it has gone on too long. This is a pack of spoiled, ill educated, parasitic brats who should be packed up and moved out.

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   10/14/11 11:24

"This has gone on too long. If you tolerate lawlessness, you get more of it."

Yes, the broken windows theory.

(Not to be mistaken for the fallacy)

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Barry Oneterm
   10/14/11 11:54

"This is a pack of spoiled, ill educated, parasitic brats..."

This is probably a good way to describe them, as many certainly do not suffer from a "lack" of education. The protesters our family know went to elite Upper East Side private schools. The best part is, one of the kids is down in lower Manhattan protesting, while his dad works on Wall Street. He probably told him to clean his room one too many time... insensitive monster.

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ChrisZ
   10/14/11 11:19

Obviously, the Morlocks are gleefully providing the food from their underground lairs, to fatten those soft, doughy kids up as a prelude to consuming them.

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winc
   10/14/11 12:01
Moe Coors
   10/14/11 11:23

Charts and data that explain what the OWS protesters are upset about. So basic and easy to see, even a Corner fan should be able to get this.

External Link 

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Barry Oneterm
   10/14/11 11:46

unfortunately, just not "basic and easy to see" enough for the protesters.

it's cute they need outsiders to get their point across for them.

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   10/14/11 11:48

"So basic and easy to see, even a Corner fan should be able to get this."

Let me guess. You don't work in sales?

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