Three-Way Hot Tub Lutherans for Perry

by Mark Steyn

After the New Hampshire debate, Jonah wrote apropos Herman Cain’s sunny disposition:

This trait is so important for Republicans in particular because of the tendency to cast conservatives as joyless scolds and the tendency of too many conservatives to live up to that sterotype.

Step forward, Miss Sarah Leal, last seen naked in a hot tub with Ashton Kutcher and another young lady:

After they had sex for the first time, the two made small talk, discussing where she grew up and when her birthday was. She also told him that she was religious — a Lutheran from Texas.

“He said, ‘Oh, my gosh, are you a Republican?’ I was like, ‘What, do you like Obama?’ He said ‘Yeah,’ and asked if I could name any up-and-coming candidates. I said Rick Perry.”

Then they had sex again.

I’m broadly sympathetic to Jonah’s thesis, but I do hope we won’t all have to have three-ways in a hot tub with Ashton Kutcher to play against stereotype.