It’s Early Yet

by Jonah Goldberg

But this may be the press release of the day:

Hi Jonah,

Presidential hopeful Herman Cain is gearing up to defend himself after he was attacked for his 9-9-9 plan. Why, exactly, is this 9-9-9 plan getting so much attention?
Celebrity Numerologist Tania Gabrielle (as seen in The New York Times and Los Angeles Times), explains that when Herman Cain chose this number in triplicate, he activated a powerful sequence.
May I make available to you Tania Gabrielle, the author of The Unrevealed Secrets of Political Success: How Names and Numbers Shape United States History, for a discussion regarding the numerology of the 9-9-9 plan and:
How 9 is considered the “King of Numbers” and signifies leadership and transformation, since it’s the final single digit of 1 through 9.
360 degrees of any circle add to 9.
The average number of heartbeats per hour is 4,320 = 9.
3 x 3 equals 9 – the circle of continuity. 3 symbolizes perfection (mother/father/child), so 3 times 3 reflects the continuous cycle of perfection – hence the “King” of Numbers.
The circle at the top 9 represents your mind containing ultimate wisdom. Coming off the circle is a ‘tail’. This tail symbolizes the life force that propels your mind.
Care to analyze Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 plan with Celebrity Numerologist Tania Gabrielle?
[Name and contact info withheld]



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