Monday Links

by Debby Witt

U.K. Man Sets Fire to Apartment Trying to Turn Feces into Gold.

Witches Accused of Zombie Abuse.

The Mathematics of Ideal Breasts.

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, Literally.

The Evolution of Swing Sets.

Naked Ex-postman Superglues Himself to Desk.

The Corner

The one and only.